Biology Jokes 
Why did the bottle insist on being at the front of the shelf? Because it was a liter, not a follower.
What do you get when you cross 1,000 milligrams with a cookie? A gram cracker.
A mushroom walks into a party and is asked to leave. The mushroom replies, "Why? I'm a fungi."
Why did the fungus leave the party? Because there wasn't mushroom.
Did you hear about the microbiologist who traveled in thirty different countries and learned to speak six languages? He was a man of many cultures.
How do you eat DNA spaghetti? With a replication fork.
Did you know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans (genes).
Two biologists are in the field following the tracks of a grizzly bear. All of a sudden, the bear crashes out of the brush and heads right for them. They hurry and climb up the nearest tree. The first biologist starts taking off his heavy hiking boots and pulls out a pair of running shoes from his back-pack. The second biologist gives him a puzzled look and says, "What in the world are you doing?" He replies, "I figure when the bear gets close to us, we'll make a run for it." The second guy says, "Are you crazy? We both know you can't outrun a bear." The first guy says, "I don't have to outrun the bear, I only have to outrun you!"
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